The invention of the smart phone changed the use and perception of telephone calls. Not only did mobile phones make home phones unnecessary for many, but the ability to send and receive text messages or emails on a smart phone made calls themselves feel unnecessary. Even in many workplaces, answering the phone is now either impossible due to nonstop time demands or discouraged by company cultures that prioritize digital communication. Whereas calls once stood out as important and sometimes fun, more people find them time-consuming and frustrating.
2 hours agoWhile that is a broader example of how voice strategies can help your business grow, we are dialing it in a bit by sharing examples of voicemail greetings that can heighten performance, make an impression, and even lighten the mood for personal messaging and the main office.

You’ve reached the (name) family. We can’t answer your call right now. So why don’t you leave your name, age, sex, height, weight, phone number, a short message, your social security number, credit card number, how many kids you have, your mother’s maiden name, along with the date and time you called us. And if you’ve survived this message and are still listening, your message better be important.
I once made a voicemail message for myself with a buddy of mine. It was a standard greeting until I got to the "leave a message" part where I broke off and tried to unsuccessfully defend myself from a man with a knife. We used a watermelon for gory sounds as my buddy stabbed it close to the mic and I screamed and gargled.