Users often don’t invest enough time into their messages, resulting in incomplete, unprofessional, or otherwise under-whelming greetings. Sure, crafting a greeting doesn’t sound all that complicated; however, there are a number of pitfalls users can fall into—i.e. informality, terseness, sincerity, lack of direction, and more. While none of these sound too catastrophic, they are often interrelated. As such, they tend to worsen any problem. For example, humor can cause informality, worsen ambiguity, and weaken sincerity. That being said, users should strive to avoid ALL these pitfalls.
What kind of company do you run? A law firm may prefer more formal business voicemail greetings than a trendy retail store, for example.

Here’s a simple clinician voicemail script if you want to keep your message to the point. Hello. You’ve reached Highland Family Counseling Services. We are currently unable to take your call, so please state your name, phone number, and a detailed message after the beep. We will return all calls within two business days.
Suggestions for a professional-sounding gmail address The facilitator stated that a professional email should be a gmail account and always use your name. Such advice doesn't make much sense to me. Increasingly, people will have a hard time getting their name (or even the various forms of their name) for their gmail account, without