Hi! I told you never to call me at this number. But since you did, I left the knife on your back porch…Check to see I got all the blood off. Don’t forget to leave a message, and we’ll talk about the…plan.
This voicemail greeting will be played for both external calls originating from outside of your company and internal calls made by people calling from another extension within your company. Since you never know when callers will hear this message, it’s best to keep this greeting brief, professional and general.

Users often don’t invest enough time into their messages, resulting in incomplete, unprofessional, or otherwise under-whelming greetings. Sure, crafting a greeting doesn’t sound all that complicated; however, there are a number of pitfalls users can fall into—i.e. informality, terseness, sincerity, lack of direction, and more. While none of these sound too catastrophic, they are often interrelated. As such, they tend to worsen any problem. For example, humor can cause informality, worsen ambiguity, and weaken sincerity. That being said, users should strive to avoid ALL these pitfalls.
Below you can hear 2 individual voicemail greeting examples that we did. For more info about our Voicemail Greeting service please visit the custom phone messages site. https://voxendo.com/audiodemos/text-demos/english/after-hours-greeting-voicemail-greeting/voicemail-greeting-demo-diane.mp3 https://voxendo.com/audiodemos/text-demos/english/after-hours-greeting-voicemail-greeting/voicemail-greeting-demo-rebecca-uk.mp3 Voicemail Greetings are the most used telephone messages. The opening hours should be called and maybe your website and/or email address.