at two sites wherever you have a phone system for your business that places people on hold and you want to take the opportunity to sell to a captive audience.
To write a comedy script well, you need to be open with yourself and your audience. Write about your flaws as a company, and present them in a humorous light. The easiest way to start is to write about forcing people to stay on hold and joke about it.

Record messages directly on your computer with a microphone Voice synthesizer function for text to speech generation if needed Works with most PBX systems with a music on-hold feature Works directly with VoIP phones like Express Talk VoIP softphone. Includes generic packages and free on hold music Custom Audio Production for Telecommunications, Multimedia, and Internet Applications
On-Hold Messages allows you to create a fully customized and professional production that decreases perceived hold time, educates, and even entertains your patients, all while they are on hold! Best of all, the system is 100% maintenance-free, allowing you and your Team to focus on your top priority, Patient Care! Create a positive patient experienceMake a good first impressionInform, educate & motivate callersPresent new treatment options Cross sell products and services Differentiate your practiceBuild patient loyaltyReinforce other marketing effortsOffer tips for proper oral careReduce caller “hang ups”