Did you know that at Parabolic you get individualized, one-on-one Physical Therapy sessions, and that we spend more direct, hands-on time with you than you’ll get at other Physical Therapy facilities? Well, it’s true-we purposefully limit the number of clients we take on so we can devote more time to improving each client’s health and performance. You can see for yourself how we set the standard in rehab and sports performance – just schedule your consultation today.
Of course you’ll wait. You don’t have a choice. While you are waiting, take the opportunity to wrap your phone in strips of masking tape to give it the look of Eddie Van Halen’s famous “Frankenstrat” guitar.

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Corporate cost-cutting and new technology have resulted in the advent of automated systems that can make the on-hold experience even more frustrating. It can feel near-impossible to get a human on the phone these days, which a national survey conducted by Consumer Reports found to be Americans' second-greatest annoyance, after hidden fees but beating out inaccurate weather reports and dog poop. Green observes that often people call as a last resort, because something on the website wasn't clear, perhaps, and they really need an answer quickly. So callers are captive listeners, a state often associated with the gridlock of waiting, whether in line at a Starbucks, in a dentist's chair, or in the proverbial elevator making its slow way up.