I made this "grouchy voicemail" for whoever is tired of the boring old voicemail your phone service provides. I will have more funny voicemail greetings on
If you've really got six other numbers to list it's easier to just mention a website that people can go to, because I'm not going to be able to write them all down in one go anyway. And if I have to call back multiple times then it's really going to make me angry and less likely to want to do business with you or your company. umbra21 December 4, 2013
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Before we head towards the tips for you to get started on creating efficient voicemail messages, there is one thing you need to realize.
Hello… my name is (your name)’s refrigerator. He/she isn’t home right now to take your call. To leave him/her a message, speak very slowly so I can stick the message with the help of these refrigerator magnets.
By setting up a more thorough voicemail greeting, you can smartly route your calls and cut down on voicemail pile up. Considering a medical office answering service to help with overflow and after hours messaging? See how we can help.
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These are just a few ideas to get the gears turning. These are simple examples, but don’t be afraid to show a little personality.
As a bonus, here is an example of our own holiday voicemail greeting here at OpenPhone:
Hello, it’s obvious you have bad timing, because nobody is home. Please leave your name, telephone number, and a brief message in a voice similar to mine, and your call will be returned as soon as humanly possible.
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9. OK, so I followed all the instructions that came with the machine. I pressed all the necessary buttons. So… now what? I… am… so… confused. Could you please… beep.
Hello, this is (your name). I’m sorry but you’ve reached my old number. Call me on (your new number) and I will try to take your call. If you can’t reach me there as well, leave me your name, number, and reason for call. Thank you.
Thank you for calling ______. We are currently closed. Our regular business hours are Monday through Friday from 9am – 5pm Pacific Standard Time.
-Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep. If I should die before I wake, remember to erase the tape.
10Hello, this is [your name]. I’m probably at home just avoiding someone I dislike. A funny way of telling someone you’re avoiding them without sounding offensive or having to pick their calls. Please speak very slowly, make it short, make it sweet, and I’ll deliver the message to them. Using other household appliances as stand-ins for the message center is cute and funny. This voicemail will warn callers not to bring drama, so you can save yourself the trouble of having to hear a message that was about to spoil your day.
You have reached (Name). I�m unavailable to answer your call at the present time please leave a detailed message at the beep. I will get the information you require and call you back. Thank you for calling. You have reached the office of (Name) I am in meetings today, (DATE), and will not be able to get back to you until after (TIME). Leave a message at the beep and I will attend to it as soon as I return. If you require assistance in the meantime please contact (NAME) by dialing (EXTENSION NUMBER) now. Thank you. This is (NAME). For the week of (DATE) I will not be available on Monday morning or Thursday afternoon, but should be in my office the remainder of the week. Leave a message at the beep and I will attend to it as soon as I return. If you require assistance during my absence please contact (NAME) by dialing (EXTENSION NUMBER) now. Thank you. You have reached the office of (NAME) I am not in today but will be back in the office on (DAY OF THE WEEK) the (DATE). Leave a message at the beep and I will attend to it as soon as I return. If you need assistance before then please contact (NAME) by dialing (EXTENSION NUMBER) now. Thank you.
By setting up a more thorough voicemail greeting, you can smartly route your calls and cut down on voicemail pile up. Considering a medical office answering service to help with overflow and after hours messaging? See how we can help.