Customers will eventually need help from your business. If your customer service team is unavailable for calls, you can use the customer service voicemail recordings below.
This is the mental health hotline. If you have obsessive compulsive disorder press 1 repeatedly. If you have co-dependant ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If your delusional press 7 and the call will be brought back to the mothership. And if you have a fidget disorder, fidget with the hash key until someone picks up.

By following this walkthrough, you’ll have your voicemail set up in no time. All you’ll need is your iPhone and a few spare minutes. Begin by tapping the Phone icon that is located on the home screen. Next, you’re going to touch the Voicemail tab that is located at the bottom right of your iPhone screen.
A busy greeting ought to expose callers that your phone lines are at this time in exhaust. That you just must well maybe well also grunt folks to attend retain or toddle away a message. To illustrate, “Howdy, you’ve reached [company name]. Our representatives are at this time helping other prospects. Please live to notify the tale the line to pronounce with the next on hand team member, or press one to head away a message and we’ll name you aid.”