Hi. If this is my parents, I need some money you guys. If this is my friend, I’ll get you your money. If this is a hot girl, DO NOT listen to a word I said before. I got plenty of money for you.
Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it! Corny jokes like this don't work anymore...and won't work in your voicemail greeting. Saying things like, "Hello, you've reach the machine that lives inside Mark's cell phone. Leave a message and I'll tell him!" are really unappealing and aren't even funny.
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3. Thank you for calling GetVoIP, we are currently away due to the holiday, and our office will be closed from Monday the 12th, until Friday the 16th. We apologize for any inconvenience and look forward to serving you once we return. Please feel free to visit our website, GetVoIP.com, to learn more about how we can help.
You can also email us at [email address]. Our website can be accessed anytime by visiting _____.com.
Thanks for calling Dial-A-Shrink. I can’t come to the phone right now, so after the tone, please leave your name and number, then talk briefly about your childhood and tell me what comes to mind when you hear the following words: orange… mother… unicorn… penis. I’ll get back to you with my diagnosis as soon as possible.
22. Howdy, right here’s [your name]. I’m at this time away from my phone. I return calls on Tuesday and Friday at 10 a.m. Please toddle away a detailed message including your title and a callback quantity and I’ll receive aid to you as rapidly as I will.
According to Gartner Research, more than two-thirds of companies compete for business today primarily based on customer experience – up from only one-third back in 2010. Knowing this, it should not surprise you that customer-centric companies are 60% more profitable than companies that are not.
A clear, professional voicemail greeting is essential for job seekers and professionals living in English speaking countries. Job recruiters, managers and colleagues will all expect a good, clear, professional voicemail greeting when they call you.
The phrase ‘Your call is important to us’ is very overused and can sometimes come off as insincere. Instead your professional voicemail greeting should say something like ‘We appreciate your call and look forward to speaking with you soon.’
39 Humorous and Witty Voicemail Greetings. Oct 28, 2015. Jan 7, 2014 by Brandon Gaille. Recent trends in voicemail have leaned towards the desire for many individuals to relate on other forms of digital message than traditional voice mails. More individuals have not set up their voice message nor return calls in a decent amount of time.
48. Howdy, you’ve reached [name] at [company name]. To verify that you just aid with [X reason], please contact [X person/X system] or [visit our website at X and send us an email]. For all other inquiries, please toddle away your title, phone quantity, and a message, and I’ll receive aid to you as rapidly as I will.
Hello! This is [Nick on the West Coast Sales Team at LinkedPhone]. I am currently on vacation until [Friday, April 22nd] with limited access to email. If you require urgent assistance, please contact my lieutenant [Harold Kisp at 415-555-1212 or [email protected]]. Otherwise, please leave a message and I will return your call when I’m back in the office. Thank you and I look forward to chatting!
Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You guessed it.
2. Voxist. If you can’t handle a large number of calls, or if you’re busy and can’t answer your phone all the time, this is the visual voicemail app for you.
7.( مرحبا بكم في JohnDoe، اختصاصي المنتجات. إذا كنتم تريدون أن تضعوا طلبكم يرجى استخدام عملية الطلب في متجر www.johndoe.de على الانترنت - إننا متطلعون إلى طلبكم. لمزيد من الأسئلة، يرجى الاتصال بفريق خدماتنا عبر البريد الإلكتروني [email protected] - سوف نتصل بكم في أقرب وقت ممكن. نشكركم على اتصالكم.
This is the mental health hotline. If you have obsessive compulsive disorder press 1 repeatedly. If you have co-dependant ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If your delusional press 7 and the call will be brought back to the mothership. And if you have a fidget disorder, fidget with the hash key until someone picks up.