The above eight rules of engagement for voicemail greetings may sound easy enough, but they’ll require some practice to get just right. Let’s look at some examples to provide some context in how to apply the rules to various types of greetings and situations.
@Fa5t3r - I would try a wide range of different tones when recording and play them back to see what goes over the best and what projects the image you want people to hear. Remember that some people may be going to hear this message over and over again depending on how often they have to call you so you want it to be very pleasant and not at all irritating.

Our previous post on funny voicemail greetings got so much attention, we thought we’d continue the hilarity with even more of your favorite greetings that you can use. Here’s the latest batch: I have nothing to say to you. So leave a message. “Think fast!” *beep* Hi, you’ve reached _____.
You can also make use of a 3rd party option and use a crowdsourcing professional voicemail greeting provider such as Fiverr to record your voicemail greeting. Fiverr is flexible, fast and affordable and at just $5, you have the option of choosing between hundreds of professional voice-over actors who can record your script. You can also find professionals who can record voicemail greetings in various languages, accents, etc. at very affordable prices and deliver the recording within 3 working days or less.