21. "Hello, you've reached [your name, the office of X company]. The team is currently out of the office, but we'll be back on [date] stuffed with good food and eager to speak with you. Leave your name, number, and — if you're so inclined — your favorite [holiday dish, Thanksgiving tradition, etc.]"
Not many might consider it, but your business voicemail greeting is probably more important than you think. Now, we probably all hate recording those generic voicemail greetings at home or on our cell phones. But when it comes to our business – a generic, lifeless robotic greeting probably just won’t cut it. And thanks to the software that comes with your business VoIP solution, it is easier than ever to change your greetings on the fly.

These are Funny Answering Machine tones from the Zedge app. Zedge have thousands of ringtones for your cell phone. When someone wants to leave you a voice message, they’ll hear this Comedy shit.
1. Google Voice. Google Voice is a cloud-based communication network which is designed for business of all sizes as well as for personal use. It provides you with a phone number using which you can make calls, text messages, and can send voicemails on both smartphones and computers.