“Hey, this is Taylor Swift and you have reached Todrick’s phone. If you’re a friend; if you’re someone he talks to regularly, he’ll probably call you back immediately. He would like you to know that if this is a financial matter of any sort, it will probably take him longer if it ever happens at all. So have a great day, good luck.”
One way to avoid this is by writing a script. When you’re writing a script for your business voicemail greeting, make sure to look over it to see if there’s any slang or business jargon that could mean two different things depending on your point of view. If there’s any potential for confusion, revise the script and simplify the language. You can always ask a friend you don’t work with to see if your message is clear as well.

Say that your prospects want to speak to the sales department and so when they realize that they have reached the right department and hear the voicemail messages, they will be compelled to leave their contact details so that the sales team can reach out to them later. They will be relieved.
You've reached Wainwright Packaging. We are currently closed and will re-open at 8 am tomorrow. For our office locations, press 1. To track a package via Fed EX, press 2. To track a package via UPS, press 3. To track a package via USPS, press 4. For after hours support, press 5. To leave a voicemail, press 6.