27. Hey, this is [your name], but you should know that already since you called me. I’m obviously not here right now, so I won’t patronize you by telling you what to do after the tone.
3. Hi. I’m probably home, I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message, and if I don’t call back, it’s you.

To listen to the greeting: Call the attendant during business hours—OR in the attendant's display pane: Click the Edit button next to Greeting (the Edit Auto-Attendant Greeting dialog box appears), then the Play button next to Current Greeting at the top of the Create New tab.; NOTE: If using the Firefox browser, then—to get your Windows Media Player to operate correctly:
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