6. I can’t come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don’t remember. I’d appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself.
Professional Phone Greetings, Voicemail & On-Hold Voice Overs When a customer calls your place of business, they generally expect to be placed on hold at some point. Rather than play annoying music, why not use this captive audience to promote your business with a professional voice over.

An auto-attendant message is the first interaction your customers or potential customers will have when they call. With today’s robus phone systems, don’t miss the opportunity to maximize caller interaction. With a well-produced phone menu, you can demonstrate your organization’s proficiency, reduce call wait times and reduce the amount of time spent routing callers. Route callers to the correct extension Prevent misrouted calls and reduce caller frustration Free up operators and agents to perform more productive tasks Conveniently route multilingual callers to an appropriate agent or telephone interpreting service Impress callers and reinforce company reputation with a voice that represents your brand
Make it funny! Now not everyone is the funniest comedian, and this time to practice a stand-up routine. No one wants to reach your voicemail just to be greeted with 15 knock-knock jokes. But you can easily add some humor, lighten up the tone a bit and try to leave people with a smile. Of course, keep it light – no dark humor here.