To do this, you can simply say, “I look forward to speaking with you and resolving any issues or concerns you might have as quickly as possible.” This implies you’re going to read your messages, you’re going to respond to those messages, and you’re going to resolve any issue, regardless of how big or small, the customer has. Acting as a mentor by making yourself more accessible is a great way to improve the overall customer experience. Having your business voicemail greetings reflect this is a great way to show customers where your priorities lie even if you’re unable to get to the phone right now.
Generally, people that call and leave messages are more likely to be ideal customers of your business. Your voicemail message is often not much more than a formality to the person calling. Your message is a period of time that they are forced to wait through in order to do what they called to do in the first place — relay information to you.

Save the funny voicemail greetings for your home phone, and let us handle your business phone. Since our digital call center is open 24/7/365, you will never be greeted by a voicemail greeting requesting you to leave a message. However, our staff loves to have fun when we can so we hope these funny voicemail greetings bring you a smile.
James Bucki is a former writer for The Balance Small Business and the director of computing technology at Genesee Community College. An internal voicemail greeting is used to greet people who call you from within your own company, such as from another extension within your company and its internal phone system.