I have a confession to make: I haven't recorded a new voicemail greeting in nearly a decade. Since then, I've (hopefully) become more articulate, poised, and self-assured. But hear my voicemail recording, and you'd think I was still new to the work world, a little unsure of myself — and probably not an authority.
One major pain point for any business is when customers aren’t going into a phone call or meeting prepared. If, for example, you’re a lawyer, you need your clients to come prepared with their documents ready. You also know that there are a ton of papers that need to be organized and filed — often with tight deadlines as well — and it’s imperative for the client to have it all readily accessible.

We have over 20 pre-recorded voice mail greetings to choose from, so there is something for everyone! Our funny voice mail greetings are uploadable to any voicemail system or answering machine you can call into to change your greeting, so you can have a funny voice greeting on your cell phone or home phone!
If you have a business VoIP phone system that offers an auto attendant feature, you should be able to create a phone menu fairly easily. Be sure to state which key the caller should press to select an option on the menu.