Whenever you call someone and their voicemail greeting is playing, it tells you a lot about who they are, as a person. Which is why, you’ve got to put a little bit of “you” when it comes to voicemail. And the best part about all of this is, since you couldn’t come to the phone, at least the callers are having a good time listening to the message.
Twilio is a low-cost cloud service that provides APIs that add communication services to applications. We bought our phone number, which costs $1.00 per month, even if we don’t use for any calls or messages. Twilio charges $0.085 a minute for incoming calls and $0.013 a minute for outgoing calls. Sending or receiving a text message from our Twilio number costs $0.0075, while recording a voicemail is only $0.0025. Even if we receive 100 messages a month, the cost of those, plus the phone number, is only two or three dollars. To increase the security of this task, it might be a good idea to consider a proxy server from companies similar to fineproxy. The last thing you’d want is to get hacked! But I digress.

“Oh, hi all. This is Kermit the Frog, roving reporter on the scene, and there’s no one available here to take your call right now. We’re expecting their arrival anytime and oh, ahem, here comes somebody right now; maybe this is them. No, no, wasn’t them. Ah, well, I guess you’ll just have to leave a message at the beep.”
30. Hi, you’ve reached [your name] at [your company]. I’m unavailable right now on official duties. But if you leave your name and number and a brief message on why you are calling, I will call you back at the earliest opportunity.