11. “Hello, you’ve reached [X company]. We can’t take your call right now, but please leave your name, contact information, and reason for reaching out, and one of our team members will be in touch within 24 hours.”
As a bonus, here is an example of our own holiday voicemail greeting here at OpenPhone:

That being said, there’s nothing wrong with giving your friends and family a little chuckle when they reach your voicemail. Use one of these funny celebrity outgoing message recordings to greet callers on your personal line.
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