39 Humorous and Witty Voicemail Greetings. Oct 28, 2015. Jan 7, 2014 by Brandon Gaille. Recent trends in voicemail have leaned towards the desire for many individuals to relate on other forms of digital message than traditional voice mails. More individuals have not set up their voice message nor return calls in a decent amount of time.
A voicemail greeting script for an individual lawyer should be brief and encourage face-to-face meetings over phone tag. This allows you to interact with your client directly, and if you're a defense lawyer, it could keep your client from saying incriminating things over the phone. This is the voicemail of Ronald Smith, attorney at law.
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“Hi, this is [name]. I’m either on another call or am away from my desk. Please leave your name, contact details, number and your reason for reaching out and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you for calling.”
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Twilio is a low-cost cloud service that provides APIs that add communication services to applications. We bought our phone number, which costs $1.00 per month, even if we don’t use for any calls or messages. Twilio charges $0.085 a minute for incoming calls and $0.013 a minute for outgoing calls. Sending or receiving a text message from our Twilio number costs $0.0075, while recording a voicemail is only $0.0025. Even if we receive 100 messages a month, the cost of those, plus the phone number, is only two or three dollars. To increase the security of this task, it might be a good idea to consider a proxy server from companies similar to fineproxy. The last thing you’d want is to get hacked! But I digress.
Voicemail Greetings – outgoing message recordings for after-hours voicemail box and when a call can’t be taken.
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A word of warning: These greetings will not do you any favors if you’re in the midst of a job hunt or work in a conservative industry. Always remember your target personas. If there’s a chance they won’t appreciate your sense of humor, opt for a straightforward greeting instead. “This is Bond. James Bond. Okay, it’s really [your last name]. [Your first name] [your last name]. I’ll get back to you as soon as I’m done helping M16 save the world — which will probably be tomorrow at the latest. Have a good day.” “Hmm. Gryffindor … No, Ravenclaw. Yes, you definitely belong in Ravenclaw. *Pause.* Okay, you haven’t reached the Sorting Hat — it’s the voicemail of [your name]. Please leave your name and number (and just for fun, the Harry Potter house you think you belong in) and I’ll return your call as soon as possible.” “Hello! You’ve gotten the voicemail of [your name]. Leave your name, contact info, and the answer to the eternal question ‘Which came first, the chicken or the egg?’ Anyone who gets it right will receive a call back.”
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Hello! This is 1-800-PRESLEY — Yes! 1-800-PRESLEY! They say the King died 10 years ago, but we know he’s still out there somewhere. So . . . leave your name and number and tell us where *YOU* saw Elvis!
6. I can’t come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don’t remember. I’d appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself.
Here are 15 business voicemail greetings to keep your clients and boost your credibility:
There is no definitive answer here, but you should include one of the two at the beginning of your message based on what makes the most sense.
Even in today's fast-paced world, customers don't like being greeted with an automated message. According to the New York Times, callers of a certain age are put off entirely if they are answered by a voicemail instead of a real person.
1. Funny Answering Greeting from Seinfeld. Back in 1997, Seinfeld’s character, George Costanza, attempts to avoid a breakup call from his girlfriend and we hear his comical outgoing machine recording.
While the message on his personal line might not be ideal, he took the time to record a professional voicemail message for his business phone, which makes it stand out. Business Voicemail Greetings If you are recording a voicemail message for business , be sure you include your name and your company's name , so people know who they are calling