Funny Answering Machine Messages. "Hi, we aren't in at the moment, if you are trying to sell us something please start speaking now and hang up at the beep, everyone else start speaking at the beep and hang up when you've finished." Â "Hi, you have reached the Borg collective.
Many people get nervous when recording a voice message. Add to that the pressure you might feel trying to create a professional greeting for your company’s phone number! Here are a few tips on planning and recording a voicemail greeting for your business, followed by the Phone.com tools that make it much easier to make classy greetings.

There is a limit on the VM length but you can modify it. This line of the script has a maxLength parameter, represented in seconds: resp.record(maxLength=”30″, action=”/handle-recording”). If you changed that value from 30 to 120, for example, the max VM recording length would be 120 seconds, for example. Note that the voice mail recording is not stored on the Pi; it’s stored on Twilio’s servers, hence the per minute charge from Twilio for the recording and the service. Is it possible to use it as CCF (conditional call forwarding)? after enabling the forwarding option it should play some pre recorded messages on the basis of who calls ?
2.) Bienvenue chez John Doe. Malheureusement, vous appelez en dehors des heures de bureau. Personnellement, vous pouvez appeler du lundi au vendredi de 8h à 18h et le samedi de 9h à 16h. Laissez un message ou envoyez-nous un email sur : [email protected]. Nous vous recontacterons dès que nous le pourrons. Merci.