Using your cell phone to record a voicemail message isn't always easy. Between remembering what to say and getting the right timing, it's tricky. But your phone does have a playback option, and it's easy to listen to and review your message. For some people, though, cutting off the end of a message is a funny way to trick people and catch them off guard. In most situations, callers won't know it's intentional and will think you're far less than tech savvy. Definitely not an impression I'd want to make.
Hello you are talking to a machine; I am capable of receiving messages. My owner (your name here) does not need siding windows or a hot tub, and her carpets are clean. She gives to charity through the office and she doesn’t need her picture taken if your still with me please leave a message and she will get back with you.

Now that you know what kind of action needs to be performed to optimize the customer experience while ensuring your day runs as smoothly as possible, you have to be sure your customers know how to perform whatever action you want them to do. Calls-to-action need to be front and center with an easy process to follow when businesses optimize their business voicemail greetings to ensure a smooth experience. People want fast answers when a deadline is approaching, and one team can only handle so much disorganized information.
After the tone, leave your name, number, and tell where you left the money. I’ll get back to you as soon as it’s safe for you to come out of hiding.