Virtual voicemail is a cloud voicemail service that lets you access your messages online or through an app. Since your virtual voicemail box is not tied to a traditional phone system, you can stay informed and be responsive even when you’re away from the office.
“Hey listen, I don’t know what I can tell you. There’s nobody here right now, ya know? But if you turkeys want to leave your name and your number, I mean all I can do is pass it onto them, ya know what I mean? Of course, if you don’t want to, it’s no big deal, just don’t ever call here again.”

Using your cell phone to record a voicemail message isn't always easy. Between remembering what to say and getting the right timing, it's tricky. But your phone does have a playback option, and it's easy to listen to and review your message. For some people, though, cutting off the end of a message is a funny way to trick people and catch them off guard. In most situations, callers won't know it's intentional and will think you're far less than tech savvy. Definitely not an impression I'd want to make.
This is not an answering machine–this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I’ll think about returning your call.