A funny voicemail greeting is one of those things that seems like a good idea...until you hear it time and time again. For business and professional life, funny voicemail greetings just doesn't make sense. If you're expecting an important call, or trying to impress someone you certainly won't want them irritated by your voicemail message. Here are 5 examples of funny phone greetings, and why you shouldn't use them on your cell.
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Thank you for calling ______. Please note, your call may be recorded for quality and training purposes.
Hello, you have reached the food delivery services of X. I am currently speaking to a customer and will not be able to take your call now. If you want some urgent delivery of food items, you can call our other number Y and place your order. Otherwise, kindly leave your details like your name, contact number and your order details so that I can get back to you for confirmation. Thanks for your cooperation.
It makes sense to have an after-hours / weekend voicemail greeting for important teams at your business so that your clients feel confident that they will be taken care of. You may also suggest alternate resources like a help forum, knowledge base, or online chat to support customers while closed, if available.
You can change your voicemail settings from the Skype for Business Settings page. You can get to the page by using one of the following methods:
3. AT&T Voicemail Viewer. In case you still have a landline phone with voice mail function, AT&T Voicemail Viewer will help you even remotely track calls and messages.
Hello… my name is (your name)’s refrigerator. He/she isn’t home right now to take your call. To leave him/her a message, speak very slowly so I can stick the message with the help of these refrigerator magnets.
A professional voicemail greeting is slightly different than a business greeting, as certain professionals may require the caller to leave specific information. For instance, a professional therapist voicemail greeting would specifically ask for contact information from the caller, as well as leave their own personal contact information in case the caller is having problems. Hello, thank you for calling the office of Dr. Harold Tweed. I can’t come to the phone right now; please leave your name, number, and message at the tone. If this is an emergency, please contact either my personal assistant at 555-555-2345 or myself at 555-555-3234 and we’ll get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you for your call. Include your name/business Ask for their contact information and message Provide them with alternate phone numbers if this is a crisis Extend gratitude for their call Funny Voicemail Greeting
We're relocating! Starting March 1st you'll find us at 440 W. Main St. Please stay on the line while we connect you.
5. Wait for the prompt that begins "Since this is the first time you're accessing your mailbox account" The system will prompt you to press 1 to record your name. Simply state your name when prompted and press # (pound) -- don't include any other message at this point. The system will prompt you to press 1 to record your personal greeting. Callers will hear this recording when you don't answer. Record your greeting when prompted and press # (pound). Your pass code must be a minimum of six digits and can not contain common or repeating sequences of numbers. Choose a number you won't forget. Callers will hear this recording when you are on the phone. For example, "This is Dan Jones. I'm currently on the line. Please leave your name, number, and a detailed message, and I'll return your call as soon as possible. To speak to someone immediately, press zero now." From the main menu, press 9, 1, 3. The system will prompt you to press 1 to record your busy greeting. Record your greeting when prompted and press # (pound). Press the message button or dial 3-9999. When prompted, enter your six-digit Voice Mail PIN and press #. Accessing Voicemail from off Campus Dial 617-353-9999 to call Voicemail or dial your own telephone number to reach your personal voicemail box. Hit * Enter your campus 5-digit extension followed by #. When prompted, enter your six-digit Voice Mail PIN and press #.
Hi Jennifer, thank you for this great tips. Now, the only thing I have to do is, to set up my voice mail.
‘A’ stands for academics, ‘B’ stands for beer, and ‘C’ stands for camping. These are just one of the reasons why I’m not here. Leave a message and I’ll call back ASAP!
Along the way, voice mail usage also suffered significant drops. People not only stopped leaving voice mail messages, they stopped listening to voice mail messages received. In 2012 Vonage, a voice over Internet Protocol (IP) carrier, tracked an 8 percent drop in voice mails left for users. Even worse, Vonage saw a 14 percent drop in people even bothering to listen to voice mail messages others left for them. The company has not released updated stats, but I’d assume the decline continues five years later.
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28. Hey, there. You’ve reached [your name]. Please leave me a brief message about the reason you are calling and your contact information. I will call you right back at the earliest opportunity. Have a nice day!
19. Hi, you’ve reached [employee name]’s voicemail box. [Employee first name] no longer works for [company name]. Please call our main line at [phone number] and we’ll be happy to connect you with a current team member who can help.