From Burke, an exercise in antisocial oddness: "You have reached the live psychic hot line. We know who you are and why you are calling, so at the beep, hang up."
Voicemail is a voice message that a caller leaves when the person called is absent or is busy with another conversation.
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10. 25 Professional Voicemail Greetings to Help You Record the Perfect One. If you have a wrong number, push 3 on your touchtone phone now. All of this button pushing doesn't do anything, but it is a good way to work off anger, and it makes us feel like we have a big time phone system.
Hi! I’m not here right now, I seem to have broken my tomatoes…You wouldn’t happen to have any tomato paste on you, would ya?
12. "Hi, you've reached [company]. We're available by phone from [hour] to [hour] [time zone] Monday through Friday [optional: and from hour to hour on the weekends]. You can also contact us by going to our website, [URL], and live-chatting or emailing us. If you'd like us to call you back, please leave your name and number after the tone."
9.) Bem-vindo a John Doe. Infelizmente, não há ninguém no escritório no momento. Por favor, deixe seu nome e número de telefone após o sinal. Vamos ligá-lo de volta o mais rápido possível.
People have short attention spans these days, and you should always craft your communications for the lowest common denominator with something as universal as your voicemail.
When recording, choose a quiet area, speak clearly, and use your full name (first and last).
1.( مرحبا بكم في .JohnDoe للأسف، لا يوجد أحد في المكتب في الوقت الراهن أو أنكم تتصلون خارج ساعات العمل. يرجى ترك رسالة أو إرسال بريد إلكتروني إلى info@johndoe.de شكرا جزيلا لاتصالكم.
“Hey, this is [your name] over at [XYZ company]. So anyway I’m about to give in my resignation right now. Please don’t call here again. Just kidding!
Hi. If this is my parents, I need some money you guys. If this is my friend, I’ll get you your money. If this is a hot girl, DO NOT listen to a word I said before. I got plenty of money for you.
Many callers will be respectful of your wishes and follow your directives. This is extremely vital for reducing your voicemail volume.
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30. Hi, you’ve reached [your name] at [your company]. I’m unavailable right now on official duties. But if you leave your name and number and a brief message on why you are calling, I will call you back at the earliest opportunity.
Professional business voicemail greetings are significantly different from ones you record for individual use and complete your professional business image. They’re more generic in nature and designed to provide information to the caller while ensuring they leave a message. Where possible, explain when you expect to return calls. Typically, they’re recorded for the following:
People have short attention spans these days, and you should always craft your communications for the lowest common denominator with something as universal as your voicemail.
1.“Hi! Thanks for calling [company name/your name]. Please leave a brief message and we will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a great day!”