You readers didn't disappoint. I asked for the most clever phone answering machine messages in all creation (or at least in all of Beltwayland). I thought these were the best:
Hi. If this is my parents, I need some money you guys. If this is my friend, I’ll get you your money. If this is a hot girl, DO NOT listen to a word I said before. I got plenty of money for you.
.
Education Details: A Professional Voicemail Greeting Takes your Business to the Next Level. Now that you’ve had an opportunity to hear a variety of great business voicemail greeting samples, you know that help is available to get just the sound and image you’re looking for.
30. Hi, you’ve reached [your name] at [your company]. I’m unavailable right now on official duties. But if you leave your name and number and a brief message on why you are calling, I will call you back at the earliest opportunity.
Road side cafe; you kill them and we’ll cook them. Leave your order and we’ll get back.
2.( مرحبا بكم في .JohnDoe للأسف أنتم تتصلون بنا في وقت خارج ساعات العمل الاعتيادية. يمكنكم الاتصال بنا من الاثنين إلى الجمعة من الساعة 08:00 صباحا إلى6:00 مساءا، ويوم السبت من 09:00 صباحا إلى 4:00 مساءا. يرجى ترك رسالة أو إرسال بريد
7.) Bienvenido/a a John Doe DE, su especialista en muestras de productos. Si desea realizar un pedido, por favor, utilice el proceso de gestión de pedidos a través de nuestra tienda online www.johndoe.de. Esperamos su pedido. Para cualquier otra consulta, por favor, contacte con nuestro departamento de atención al cliente por correo electrónico [email protected]. Le contestaremos lo antes posible. Gracias por su llamada.
It can be any number 4 to 15 digits long. Be sure to make note of your PIN, because you'll need it to access your messages in the future.
12.) Welcome to JohnDoe. You can reach us Monday to Friday from 8am to 12.30pm and 1pm to 4.30 pm. We can not take your call personally at the moment. Please leave a message with your name and phone number and we will call you back as soon as possible. In urgent cases you can reach us on the number 0821 91039- 1211. Many thanks.
What you do not want to do is say your phone number so quickly that the person has to listen to your voicemail multiple times to try and figure out your phone number. We have all gotten those annoying voicemail messages where the person said their phone number so quickly that we had to listen to their message several times to figure out their phone number. Don't be that jerk who leaves their phone number so fast that the other person has to listen to your message over and over to try and figure out what your phone number is.
Custom Voicemail Greetings: Our pre-recorded on hold messages are available in 9 languages spoken by native speakers. We custom produce highest quality voicemail messages, IVR messages, on hold messages and announcements based on your individual scripts in multiple languages. We are looking forward to your call.
1. "Hi, you've reached [your name] at [your company]. I'm unavailable right now — probably helping [type of company] get [X results, e.g. ‘double their leads in 60 days,' ‘hire the best and brightest engineers,' ‘convert 40% more customers.'] Leave your name and number, and we'll discuss how your company can see similar results."
Order online 24/7. Select a voice actor, enter a script, we’ll record and deliver your phone greetings.
Check for outages and troubleshoot problems with your home phone or internet service.
Should you need any further assistance with after hour patient services, please do not hesitate to contact us.
One of the chief considerations in recording an answering machine greeting is your audience. Who will be listening to your answering machine or voicemail salutation? Is this a business line or a home phone line? Furthermore, just how much information do you want to give out to potential strangers, like telemarketers, who may be calling your home? Long answering machine greetings may be inconvenient for callers.
Visual voice mail (VVM) is a voicemail with a visual interface presenting a visual list of messages for playback. Each message can be shown on the screen, as text. What should my voicemail number be?