“Congratulations! You’ve reached the right person! It’s [your name]. Unfortunately, you’ve called at the wrong time. Please leave a message with all your contact information, and I’ll call you back within 24 hours.”
“Good morning. You’ve reached the voicemail of [your name]. Today is [date]. Please leave me a message with your name and contact information. Oh, and here’s my motivational quote of the day: [read quote].”
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4. Product-Focused. Thanks for calling [Company Name].For more information about our products, press 1. If you have troubleshooting questions, press 2. For billing questions, press 3.
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4. "Hello, you've reached [your name and title]. I'm currently out on parental leave until [date]. In the meantime, please direct all phone calls to [alternate contact name] at [phone number] and emails to [email address]. Thanks, and I'll see you in [month you'll be back in the office]."
4.) Bem-vindo a John Doe. Você pode nos contatar durante o horário comercial de segunda a quinta-feira das 9:00 horas ao meio-dia e das 14 horas às 16:00 horas, e sexta-feira das 9:00h ao meio-dia. Você também pode nos dizer o seu pedido por e-mail [email protected] que iremos retornar para você o mais rápido possível - Obrigado.
Note that the secretary has asked for the reason for calling so she can prioritize the patients who need the most help. She’s also keeping it short and to the point.
19. “Hi, you’ve reached [your name] at [X company]. We are sorry but our office is closed until [date]. Please leave us your name and phone number and our team will get back to you as soon as possible. Enjoy [holiday] and thanks for calling [company name]! If you do happen to be open the holiday season, it’s important to provide holiday hours. Especially if your hours vary from your regular hours.
What you do not want to do is say your phone number so quickly that the person has to listen to your voicemail multiple times to try and figure out your phone number. We have all gotten those annoying voicemail messages where the person said their phone number so quickly that we had to listen to their message several times to figure out their phone number. Don't be that jerk who leaves their phone number so fast that the other person has to listen to your message over and over to try and figure out what your phone number is.
12.( مرحبا بكم في .JohnDoe يمكنكم الاتصال بنا من الإثنين إلى الجمعة من الساعة 08:00 إلى 12:30 زولا ومن الواحدة زوالا إلى 04:30 مساءا. لا يمكننا الرد على مكالمتكم شخصيا في الوقت الراهن. يرجى ترك رسالة مرفوقة باسمكم ورقم هاتفكم ونحن سنتصل بكم في أقرب وقت ممكن. في الحالات العاجلة يمكنكم الاتصال بنا على الرقم 1211 -91039 0821. شكرا جزيلا.
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Joe and Serena Toro win the door prize for honesty. For several years after their youngest child went off to college, the Toro tape said: "You have reached the empty nest of Joe and Serena Toro. We can't take your call right now because we are celebrating our freedom. Please leave a message."
Obviously, I need to update it. And if you haven't changed your voicemail greeting in over a year, you're likely in the same boat.
6. "Hi, this is [your name]. I'm either on a call or away from my desk. Please leave your name, number, and a brief message and I'll get back to you. Thank you.
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And you’re done! Your CenturyLink voicemail is now set up. Whenever you have an unheard message, you'll hear a stuttered dial tone when you pick up your home phone.