Below are some of the best clean funny answering machine (voicemail) messages! Want to know the best part? You can try using them in your answering machine or voice mailbox life.
The voicemail greeting is an important element of your business’ phone system because it is often the first impression of your business that customers will have. Creating a really good voicemail greeting is a unique opportunity that you can use to impress customers by putting your best face on, while increasing the chances that you’ll retain their business in those times when …
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You can also set a new PIN when you know your current PIN. Call your retrieval number from your home phone and enter your current PIN, then follow the system prompts to enter a new PIN. Step 3: Record a name to identify your mailbox Step 4: Choose a voicemail greeting
9. "Hey, this is [your name]. Thanks for reaching out. I'm busy at the moment, but if you leave your name, number, and message, I'll return your call.”
All of these questions are pertinent to their call, and it’s important that you answer any that is relevant to your specific situation. Make sure not to drag on too long going through all of the info.
Use these step-by-step instructions to set up your voicemail. And don't worry if you make a mistake — you'll always have the option of backing up and changing your response.
Hi, you’ve reached the home of [name]. If you are calling to collect a student loan, gambling debt, or other obligation, please press 1 and hang up now. If you are selling any product or service, or requesting charitable donations, please press 2 and hang up now. Otherwise, press 3 and leave your message now. Pressing 3 is optional.
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11.) Bienvenido/a a John Doe, lo sentimos pero está intentando contactar con nosotros fuera de nuestro horario de oficina o simplemente no podemos atenderle en este momento. Si desea dejarnos un mensaje, por favor, envíenos un correo electrónico a [email protected]. Le contactaremos lo antes posible. Para obtener más información sobre nosotros, por favor, consulte nuestra página web www.johndoe.de. Muchas gracias por su llamada.
And this one (from Brad Lund, of Baltimore) made me giggle loudest and longest: "This is the Lund residence. The answering machine is on vacation. This is the refrigerator speaking. State your message slowly and clearly. I'll write it down and stick it to myself with one of those little magnets."
3.) Добро пожаловать в «Вася Пупкин и Ко». В настоящее время мы не можем ответить на ваш звонок лично, или вы звоните нам в не рабочее время. Пожалуйста, оставьте нам сообщение с вашим именем и номером телефона – мы вам перезвоним как можно скорее. Спасибо и до свидания.
Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You guessed it.
11.) Bem-vindo a John Doe, infelizmente, você nos ligou fora do horário comercial ou não podemos atender a sua chamada no momento. Se você quiser nos deixar uma mensagem, por favor envie um e-mail para [email protected] - Entraremos em contato o mais rápido possível. Para mais informações sobre nós, por favor visite o nosso site www.johndoe.de. Muito obrigado pela sua ligação.
Good professional voicemail greeting examples. A business named Lorem Ipsum, which sells widgets, wants to leave a brief message that confirms for the listener that they have called the right business. The message would also prompt the caller to provide information needed to return the call, and throws in a nice quick promotional note.
6. Hey, sorry I missed you. There may be one of the reasons why I can’t get to the phone: a) I’m with my girl (laugh), b) I am totally wasted and can’t remember how to use a phone, or c) I just don’t wanna talk to YOU.
My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave your name and number we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re finished.
Written by Aja Frost @ajavuu