From Burke, an exercise in antisocial oddness: "You have reached the live psychic hot line. We know who you are and why you are calling, so at the beep, hang up."
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
.
We actually know a top insurance sales guy who did a sales motivational message every day just like this, and people used to call just to listen to his thoughts.
Here are some tips from Holdcom's Client Relations team about voicemail messages for business:
Here’s another funny one for those times you really want to lighten the business mood:
Combine with a Business Intro Message to provide menu options and assist in telephone navigation. As opposed to the passive nature of Messages On Hold, voice prompts are interactive. They are designed to bring out a physical reaction from the caller, a call to action. And because voice prompts are directive, it’s important they’re concise, well written, and recorded by a professional voice artist.
1. Hi this is [you name], I’m either away from my desk or on the phone, please leave your name and number along with a short message and I’ll be sure to get back to you.
Before we head towards the tips for you to get started on creating efficient voicemail messages, there is one thing you need to realize.
7.) Bienvenue chez John Doe DE, votre spécialiste des produits d'échantillon. Si vous le souhaitez-vous pouvez passer une commande, puis utiliser le processus de commande dans notre boutique en ligne www.johndoe.de - Nous nous réjouissons de votre commande. Pour toutes autres questions, communiquez avec notre service par courriel à [email protected] - nous reviendrons vers vous dès que possible. Merci pour votre appel.
5. Voicemail Greetings For Vacation. As mentioned above, alerting callers that they won’t be getting an immediate call back is of upmost importance for an entity’s reputation and a caller’s satisfaction.
Professional phone greetings, prompts & messages on hold can be used for any company type and industry, from banking to medical.
Your call is important to us and we will get back to you as soon as possible. Please leave your full name, contact details, phone number, and availability after the beep and we will call you back straight away. Thank you!”
Hi, thanks for calling the residence of the Jennings Family. As you can tell, no one’s home to answer your call, but just leave your name, number and message and we’ll get back as soon as we can. Thanks
Packages start at $50 for studio-quality, professional phone greetings, prompts & messages on hold.
Voicemail Greetings – outgoing message recordings for after-hours voicemail box and when a call can’t be taken.
9. Outgoing Message with Samuel L. Jackson Treatment. Stephen Colbert asked Samuel L. Jackson to record his infamous voice on his outgoing message recording.
9. Casual and Formal Answering Machine Greetings - Take Your Pick - Social Mettle. They give to charity through the office and don't need their picture taken.