You readers didn't disappoint. I asked for the most clever phone answering machine messages in all creation (or at least in all of Beltwayland). I thought these were the best:
If the message indicator light on your phone or caller ID unit isn't lighting up, call 800-669-7676, and we can get it activated.
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“Hello! You've reached the voicemail of [your name], [your job title]. I'm currently either away from my desk or on the other line. Please leave your name, telephone number, and a short message after the beep, and I'll be sure to get back to you as soon as I'm available.”
-Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep. If I should die before I wake, remember to erase the tape.
Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don’t worry,
After helping tens of thousands of companies set up voicemail systems, we’ve learned that there is no set of rules defining what makes a great business voicemail, but there are definitely some key points that you should aim to hit. Before you hit the record button for your voicemail message, take some of these tips into account:
1. Share basic information: “Hello! You’ve reached the voicemail of [your name], [your job title]. I’m currently either away from my desk or on the other line.
Hello, you have reached the firm of real estate agent X. I am currently in a meeting with a client, but I will get back to you as soon as possible. Kindly leave your name, your reason for calling and your contact number so that I can get back to you at the earliest. If there is any kind of urgency, you can get in touch with me at Y number.
Many callers will be respectful of your wishes and follow your directives. This is extremely vital for reducing your voicemail volume.
1. Personal Business Voicemail Greetings. Hello! You’ve reached (insert company name.) This is (insert name) in the (insert department.) My apologizes for not being available to take your call, but I’m on the line helping another customer (insert business’s most attractive result or purpose point.)
It’s a good practice for each of your team members to have their own personal business phone numbers. There are many reasons why they shouldn’t use their personal cell phone number for business, so you’ll want to give them their own phone number through your VoIP provider or phone system.
2.) Benvenuti alla John Doe. Purtroppo ci state chiamando fuori dal nostro normale orario di lavoro. Ci potete contattare personalmente dal Lunedì al Venerdì dalle 8am alle 6pm e il Sabato dalle 9am alle 4pm. Si prega di lasciare un messaggio o di inviare una e-mail a: [email protected]. Vi contatteremo al più presto possibile – Grazie.
STANDARD VOICEMAIL MESSAGE FOR ALL OTHER CMSD PHONES: • Every CMSD desk telephone and cell phone must be equipped with a voicemail greeting that is professional and concise and that conveys relevant and useful information to the caller. • All desk/cell phone voice mail greetings should include: o Name of employee. o Title of employee.
The machine answering this message is connected to a 5000 volt power supply, and a relay which is wired to this small kitten. (Sound of a kitten meowing.) If you hang up before you leave a message, it will complete the circuit and fry the kitty. The choice is YOURS! The President is not in his office at this time.
While covering all of the relevant information, aim to keep your voicemail to about 20 seconds. You definitely should not ever record a business voicemail longer than 30 seconds, and anything less than 10 seconds will typically mean that you are either speaking too quickly or aren’t providing all of the required information.
Hello. You’ve reached the offices of [Business Name]. At present, our office is closed for repairs. However, you may reach us at our temporary location, at 555-555-3432. There, we will be able to pick up your call, 9 to 5, Monday through Friday. Thank you.
11.) Herzlich Willkommen bei der Mustermann GmbH, Leider erreichen Sie uns ausserhalb unserer Geschäftszeiten oder wir können Ihren Anruf momentan nicht entgegen nehmen. Wenn Sie uns eine Nachricht hinterlassen möchten, dann schreiben Sie uns bitte eine Email an [email protected] - Wir werden uns so schnell wie möglich bei Ihnen melden. Mehr Informationen über uns erfahren Sie auch auf unserer Webseite www.mustermann.de. Vielen Dank für Ihren Anruf.