Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. ...Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. ...Hi. ...Hello! ...A is for academics, B is for beer. ...Hi. ...Hi! ...This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought-recording device. ...Hello, you are talking to a machine. ...
Hey, sorry I missed you. There may be one of the reasons why I can’t get to the phone: a) I’m with my girl (laugh), b) I am totally wasted and can’t remember how to use a phone, or c) I just don’t wanna talk to YOU. Leave a message.
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These features only work with callers who also have CenturyLink voicemail. (Some limitations may apply depending upon customer phone facilities.)
The easiest way to record and program professional voicemail greetings for your phone system is to write down a script. Choose someone to record your script - the one who can speak without hesitating or stuttering, has a friendly voice and can annunciate and pronounce each name and word clearly.
9. This is Dan Cassidy’s answering machine. Please leave your name and number, and after I’ve doctored the tape, your message will implicate you in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the FBI.
1. Share basic information: “Hello! You’ve reached the voicemail of [your name], [your job title]. I’m currently either away from my desk or on the other line.
Now you can send a message to this group. Press 2 (Main Menu) and follow the send instructions, entering the Group List number (11-25) for the destination, then press #. Create extension mailboxes
You can play a voice message at different speeds and pause/resume the message, using desktop client visual voicemail, or by dialing into their voicemail. Pressing a certain key on your phone controls how you can hear the voicemail: Read your voicemail transcription
4.) Bienvenido/a a John Doe. Nos puede contactar personalmente durante nuestro horario de oficina de lunes a jueves de 9:00h a 12:00h y de 14:00h a 16:00h. Asimismo, nos puede enviar un correo electrónico a [email protected] y le contestaremos lo antes posible. Gracias.
Hey, who’s this? I’d actually pick up, but my phone is staring at me. OMG! I just saw it wink!
When you’re looking for a job, a good rule of thumb is to answer your phone as often as you can. You never know when a recruiter might be calling to set up an in-person meeting, or conduct a phone interview.
10.) Buongiorno, e benvenuti alla John Doe. Per motivi tecnici, non possiamo rispondere personalmente alla vostra chiamata. Ringraziamo per la vostra comprensione. Stiamo lavorando sodo per trovare una soluzione. Se volete, potete lasciare un messaggio sulla nostra homepage: www.johndoe.de – Grazie e arrivederci.
6.) Herzliche Willkommen bei der Mustermann GmbH, aufgrund von Wartungsarbeiten können wir Ihren Anruf leider im Moment nicht persönlich entgegennehmen.Sie können uns aber gerne eine Email an [email protected] schreiben, diese wird durch unser Service-Personal schnellst möglich beantwortet.bitte entschuldigen Sie die vorübergehende Einschränkung! Vielen Dank für Ihr Verständnis
You readers didn't disappoint. I asked for the most clever phone answering machine messages in all creation (or at least in all of Beltwayland). I thought these were the best:
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-Hello, caller. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to leave your name, number, and a short message after the tone. This message will self destruct. BOOM! (not followed by a beep)
Please leave your full name, contact details and reason for calling and I will call you back as soon as I’m back. Thanks for calling!”